Never Ending Rap Battle

[Arez]

kobay is what i create with the blood from my punches
a classic flow is nice but will get you sunk quick
raps so fly you'd get flung if you sung it
wordplay like a sunday newspaper when the bongs lit
note to self like when i'm up in the studios
a "gangster" getting shot where da fuck is coolio
i stay wit the sticks like a game of pool ya know
you stay with a dictionary so you can say you got flow

[Soul]

"raps so fly you'd get flung if you sung it
wordplay like a sunday newspaper when the bongs lit"

OMG you're so played, I bet you earn ya package when the burner rashes
So stick to ya plan in this bar...
It's the only way you'll ever have a genuine article burned to ashes

[dreamscape]

.
.
my turn to blast this, ashes? i've even 'urned' the caskets,
drop, fliyin, pop the hot iron and perm u bastards...
i urge this faggot, to stop singin and turn some classics,
cuz after i demolish ya verse, only thing to emerge is havok.
.
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[supasonic]

Damn, main, i spit it it like it's sour,
cause I've been sick with the flow for so long,
I've got an immunity to other rappers,
Join my community and battle afterwards,
I rap with impunity and never fall backwards,
My vocab is straight outa rehab,
so it's better than ever before,
Hurlin' 50-caliber words, so you better hit the floor,
I'ma teen with something to prove,
so I'm spittin', crowd startin to move
with me, they into my poetic frees,
i got so much potential, but more kinetic en-er-gies,
take a step back before I drown yo ass,
got yo girl on me, cause I'm the head of the class,
the rules say I can diss anyone I want to,
so I'll just diss everyone, ya'll need a real rapper to flock to,
and that's yah boy supasonic, so start worshippin',
I can rap all damn day and never start slippin',
i'm hotta than the Sahara,
much to yah horrah.

[relish the wonderful]

shut up u bore us
while i got more flavor than a big bag of cornnuts
you got too many hang ups supersonic
do the knowledge youll see
than offer me an apology
stay gracious
and give me thanks you turkey
you buy shwag bags for thirty
and date skanks with herpes
i got dank grapes ya heard me
big bird get the worm early
u just get the sperm shirley

[relish the wonderful]

you girly like mr. firley.

[slushcurser]

every body stand up..... shut up..... now take a seat,
follow my commands an feel the agony of da feet//

i'm bringing heat like your gas supplier... u payin me the bill,
u sneezing blood stains out ur anus? thats why ur shits so ill//

better than all the rest....... because i take such good naps,
i'm a tuxedo tiger, bring stripey top hats to you hood rats//

now when u tucked in with ur cookies, nice up in your quilt,
know that's my fuckin titty jizz up in your glass of milk//

[VerbalAssault]

Yo!!



Yea i smoke bud but HE seems choked up from my habits with Ganja..
Flip N Damage his Honor put this white boy in the air quiker then Travis Pastrana..
Make it so the jakes can't Rewind tha tape or come close to ever Findin A Trace..
Not build for the game and when you where made they designed you to Break!!
Miss not a space or crevist leavin ya face inbeded my names never safe to mention..
Your fates direction is worth shit kinda like a Aids Patients Pention!!..

Ill renovate this game and make it look more industry
within the interior remains ulterior motives
"evacuate the premises" immediately
Ive got the bomb and its the last moment youd expect me to turn the switch
cause what you dont see yet is as the heat hits your feet youll flee quick
its my nature that makes the feel non cohesive no really
to all you pussies with a rip name Im ripping with my dick game so is the notice
youll see my platform take off is unmatched internationally
Im like an unexpected shark attack while ur scuba diving suddenly now you hear the clock ticks
in due course while running youll fall to quicksand Im like a desert sandstorm scheduled to spin
but them girls are programmed to cheerlead after they done with they spinning we black box view grip
naturally front lining like me like they play strictly for me by me
advertising for the outcome is a blast of a home entertainment trip
please kids dont try this at home just watch me
duck shots because to your zone defense Im a lebron pivot
whether i swish or dunk shots i look private jet airbound private
so watch me before Im flying classy looking magnifique
next thing is I attack your homie ship in any territory like a somali pirate
Im a deck thief thats so outstandingly unique
keeping your ass captive for the ransom of ten milli

diss on textstyles bring it

im the mc that will bang your girl lemony
your the mc that will not bang your girl instead you will get a felony
cuz you are a felon/next time your bad im tellin/ then you will hear the yelling
my shirt is blue yours happens to be aqua marine
i cant belive your dads a marine
im a machine
im an apple your the mac/set my phazers rady to attack
all them wack playas/im a mo fo rollerskater/
you have a diving board at your condo/
i found waldo hes my long lost brother/
brother from a nother mothers vag
your a fag
you smell like onions
i rep the team that doesnt smell like funyons
i fuck your couisins instead i fuck your uncles/
your belly has a lot of chunkles/
fucking dunkin donut eater/
take a seater and try to diss me back/
like i said your way to wack and im not soo bring it

any1 that wanna battle txt back with opening saying "apple is dead"


yo ill start

ahmm excuse me im an apple polished and clean
your a peach dirty and mean
but i get green when a teen try to battle my ween---- er
yah my weener is so long i tap you on the shoulder and say excuse me
hit you in the face you say ouch you bruise me/
any1 try to battle you lose to me/ oozing me like a mad scientist with a watch/\
ill have sex with your crotch like betty crocker or meet the faukers/
your a stalker and im a boxer so dont try to rock her or ima sock her
your an annoying talker im the worlds fastest walker/
zalker now im invented words for an advantage/
i really can kill it
and you cant
your a plant
and my nicknames joe
you hear them bitches boo at you while you try to flow
you dont know cuz all day you play nintendo that you got from tokoyo
you stupid eskimo from mexico
hey bitch lets go bowling cuz im the pin and your the ball
i make you fall like the double towers
i have a lot of flowers in my house
your the mouse and im the cheese you try to eat me? niggaaa please
i got steaze fo shizzle
im the best rapper in the world including cnada
your the worst rapper in the world including canada
your moms the best whore in the world including canada
your dads the best snorer in the world including canada
pamela anderson has big tits
but she dont throw fits
cuz her bra never fits
and neither does your dick fits
cuz its too small
im off the wall
your stuck on it
like a fat boy on chronic
or tails on sonic
your the homo and im tony romo
your a faggot and im bob saggot
i host a tv show your a faggot who trys to flow
like the nile river
ill cut out your intestines and eat the liver
no arguing bout whos the victor
your girlfriends pussy yah i liked her
then i picked her up and threw her in a hole
like a mole
that i stole
lemony rhymes so freshly picked
ill beat you with stick
like mick---y mouse your in my house now
you fat homo cow
i beat you with a towel
so throw in the towel
like simon cowel
you both share a similarity---- your both gay
thats all i can say
so someone stepi it up
or i will pee in a cup
when i go to the clinic
then ill win it

kk idk that was my best rhyme so bring whatcha got
your snot
im not
now your shot...

kk someone try to best me fo hizzle

[xxxgetonmyxxx]

Anybody tryna battle??????
Hit me up !!
&& get served eeeassssyyyy.

[.KuJoE.]

My dick is too big for your mom, so shes my little debbie.
Stuck it in her pot, and tore apart little bettie.
Apple is dead, his flow is sour and tart like cider.
She dont want you inside her, Im sorry that you like her.
Your moms a milf, pro dick rider, she's stuck to my chopper like a biker.
First day out of jail, and I caught my nut.
Apple was downstairs, had his mom in a grapple with my dick in her but.
Your sister and mom gave me head, your family is incestive.
But I told them my dick is 12 inches and that was the inssentive.
She sayd it was long and white, they smoked it like a fattie.
Both of them sayd, "Joey is bigger then daddy!"
I can feel it throbbin like the bloods pumpin.
The shaft isnt stoppin, and all over your mom and sister the cums-dumpin.

When are ya'll gonna come with some decent hits
Homo plays are weak..now watch how a demon spits
Ya words lost a grip..apples rotten down to tha core
Bitch ass fallin' to tha floor..KuJoe's record is still ohh for
Thats no score...pluck ya leaves watch me char this punk
Weed in your pic...thats good cuz ya still get skunk
That verse just stunk...watch as I geton this assualt
Verbally slappin' chumps..leave ya cryin' it ain't my fault
Wear tha crown on your finger..it sits on top my head
Verses wouldn't get read even if ya splash'em with color lead
Your flows are dead..so just remember one fact
I'm still way ahead of you...even if I'm one step back

[Shelf]

You're lucky D but that don't mean you should fuck with me
I'll rupture G's incessantly, more old school than calligraphy
Don't test me, test yourself and check the mirror bitch
Cause in jail you'd be one of two things - a queer or snitch
So hear this, and choose which cause you don't want either
In-depth lines don't take time when you're born spittin ether
Hotter than a fever, warming up with a fresh crowd pleaser
You can't compete, you're mangled meat - and I'm a butcher with my cleaver...

Look at this fake e-thug...walkin' on a border
Only time ya hot is when tha suns out in florida
Outta order...nothin' but dust on this shelf
Couldn't serve sense if ya had a pocket of wealth
Cards are delt..shelf is face down without debate
In hold'em couldn't make a strong case bein' 4 and 8

[.KuJoE.]

I'll break shelf, and rip apart lucky d, its a chain reaction.
Divide both of you in denominators, put you at the bottom of the fraction.
You couldnt be on top, even if your girl was a virgin.
She didnt tell you both the time I kept her pussy burnin.
Thought you knew everything about her, well nigga you still learnin.
You wouldnt even be makin dollars, if you joined a group with parrish and erick sermon.

im colder than ice
i make yo head have lice
by rapping all over this site
give u a kallamazoo fright
don't mess wit me
im a 16 year old mc
with skills
no i don't take anyone's idea
it comes naturally
to me
tell me if im good
or ill blow u away
like boyz in the hood
oooo everyone got dissed
now i know u pissed all over urself
in the bathroom covering urself

lyrically ya'll nothin'...fake wannabees
Flows ain't sick...even if dieseased
Kujoe please..when ya get a win start to talk
mmmlopi man with you I don't know were to start
16 year old emcee....I can tell... you ain't a vet
Only time ya touch a pussy is playin' with a pet
Snatched up your neck...danglin' from a noose
I see ya got ya ryhmes from tha Doctor...only Dr. Suese

[BIGHEADDADDY]

i traveled,on hot gravel,like a vandal in nomadic sandals,
seamless robes,fetully unfold,globes erect from my mandibles,
im tangible,atmospheres fear my presence,like biblical lessons of aggression,
the compression,leaves your complexion,like a curse disguised like a blessin,
who you think you testin?,yall all kindergarten,starvin,on death row no pardons,
out the margin,missin when im diss'in,wish'in not to be found on milk cartons !

[ZachG]

yo let me say somethin like kweli did
this man dont kid like quality shits
probably a bitch/ will wanna start talkin
run his lips and his mouth til his jaw's broken and split open
im soft-spoken legit but when im chokin the whip
im holdin the 5th to leave those cold in a ditch
i dont sit well i dont care who you is
before you start this/ check with the wife and kids
and dont think you "big" get off of tom hanks' dick
but notice, i wont be the one to start it
some wanna be ghetto who's slightly retarded
will sit there and say anyone who want it
ill take part in any beef and slaughter it
and if its durin "house" im not worried im recordin it
even if youre not worth my time im not ignorin it
Zach G is now reportin in with important in-formation
accordin to extortin all the bosses men
im ready to off your friends...and thats an offerin..

[BIGHEADDADDY]

zach g.,get crossed like,PORN IS TRIPLE XXX,
slugs dug through your ribs,like TORN NIPPLES ON YOUR CHEST,
you got no class like,SCHOOL ON SATURDAY,
my "head" is "big",but too COOL TO THROW THE HAT AWAY,
your mouth shout,like deCOYS SLUR n CUSS "BIG",
kill dat noise,your toys,still make you a TOYS R US KID,

BHD

[Shelf]

You give big head like a faggot, keeping cocks warm like a sweater
Just cause you can capitalize on a punch line don't make that shit better
In fact it's the worst, your lines look rehearsed, so let me spit in reverse
Burst artery an seen never who'd nurse a like faint you make I'll first
Chirp chirp goes the silence, the crowd still flipping it around in their heads
That's what you get for battling Shelf 'fore you stopped wetting the bed
Face it you in-bred, you're too young and frail to make bread or stay fed
It's been said you give big head but blame it on Daddy, not the FEDs
See he taught you well, lets call him big Ted, as he stayed out of jail
You Taylor'd to his every need Fred, like you was back in Jack-son-ville
Still I stay ill, I keep metaphors popping, you couldn't float if you was fucking Mary Poppins
Here's an umbrella I'm raining without stopping, you're so wack you shouldn't have even bothered dropping....

one two comes through onto ya face,
tooth breaks coz you cant trace my cruiser weight pace,
if you throw a blow il take taste wita straight face,
n retalliate wit eight straights to recreate ya shape,
when i box i knock ya teeth outta stock,
but with a glock i rob ya peace like a cop,
decease you on the spot coz ur not woth gettin locked,
im waistin you and my time, dis shit so crazy it should be a crime,
i disgrace you wit every little line, u may aswel erase ya whole shitty rhyme,
for reasons i cants specify you cant mess with i unless ur obsessed to die,
ur juss a guy less than a fly il drench ya hide wit pesticide coz i aint impressed goodbye

[jdeek]

ya one gets ducked and ya two gets parried...
ya runnin outta luck like after dudes get married..
one blow from a deek shot, you don't wanna taste..
cuz ya cheek pop, how you gonna keep a straight face?
that's a weak drop atop of this...grippin on a gloc??
like you a g'd up gangbanger sittin on the block?
stop that...cuz the fact's you ain't grippin on to squat
but a set of balls bitch, fuckin sippin on a cock..

the clocks tick tocking i aint impressed wit ya boxing,
coz unlike you my fights enticin like mike tyson,
but enough of dat il go on wit dis rap wit swift hip hop mastery,
ya mediocrity aint stoppin me from from droppin g's non stop wit ease,
i rock the beat properly on top of these retard emcees,
so start to flee it'll either be run from me or rip apart n bleed

[deception]

next inline is big ben, so stop with this clock stuff/
like a magician pullin tricks out of my cuff//
turn you to stone, and smash you to bricks/
ive still got skills to hone, but ima practice my tricks//
rip you up in a whirlwind,you wont make me flee/
tear up ya country,then we'll see hus a refugee//
vanishing trick up my sleve, way!//
well hopefull i can come a rip you another day

[jdeek]

all you got up your sleeve, is the trackmarks you hidin..
thinkin you can rhyme, but that's the high that you ridin...
i can tell you're trash, despite the fact it's in your small rhyme,
and it's obvious that you'll be practicin' a long time..
so for now, just get off the site, leave it n' roll..
'fore you get beat to a pulp, you ain't deceivin a soul..

yo jdeek ya speek dat imma weak lyricist when ya own lyrics is weak,
well ill beat you deep below the mountain while im aproachin da peak,
ill speak threats that leave deeky speechless,
you seek best but you've already revealed ya secrets,
ya competing with da meanest wishin you retreated when your hearts beatless,
ill keep stress messin with you til you seek death,
so stop playin around like you at primary school recess,
please remain sleepless if you ever wana beat this,
coz ya previous attempt was like a priestess dat preaches wit no knowledge on jesus,
you'd still be the weakest even if you had no weakness
i hope you read this and proceed da test coz if you dont dis be all jdeek gets

oh fuk i just realised ya last diss was on the other guy but il just leave my rap as it stands nuthin personal tho

apple were you addressin me?
just check checking cos
your flow is rotten and noone eats mold this aint your scene
last I heard your bad bitch was saying what you suddenly gon mean
Universalot aint been here scheming he's model molding
do the variable calculations and you'll find the whole general mean-ing
solute me behind all the arguably thoughful screaming
the pimp lives in me and your bitch on leave living
that includes mine so for all the computer generated imagery CGI shit this aint your movie im producing
pedofilic lemony snicket she was at my door heaving
escort and you dont even know what kind of human you're treating why involve my feelings
Im a beast lyrically youre like a baby trapped in a grown ass body kidding
pay the bill before you even start chewing
and listen
cherry eating lemony sinning
your apple wont mapple cos I just kick it in your face
you and your teams a wild card in this seeding
you're a disgrace
this time lets get it straight, I call the plays, you're just receiving
why you self deceiving and snitching in the first place
i see your ass off you look like you fleeing
I control the pace
thats what Im seeing, no wait saying
cause crime pays if youre a joc i have it goin down like young all kinda popular jocking
get out the maze or it'll feel like I won't stop spraying
under my orders the realest judge had you plead on your knees praying
the day would never come
where my spits'd leave you more moist than your bitch before I cum
cause young
takes you back to the days where you involuntarily peed but diapers were there for any outcome
to all you chumps im connected constantly on it like Constantines a monster like right upon the court decisions ur done over
you were very rare now you look like youre dun son like you've been done some
your lawyers gone no use in appealing have the whole courtroom help me put you in the fun fucking dumpster
don't even respond you've been stunned in battle by a stunner just honor