Never Ending Rap Battle

[dull boy]

It's hilarious you'd compare THAT shit to being a threat
but yea, I'll shut up, 'fore I get gopher'd or zebra'd to death
Homie, you gonna mole me? You should be embarrassed. You retarded?
The fuck does that mean?
You gonna pop out a hole and eat the carrots from my garden?

[Copycat]

The FUCKING best who structures text, to pummel heads forth
Fucks is a Dull Boy against a double-edged-sword
Fuck is next? More? Oh heavens no, go to hell in with that shit
I could use italics, and lull you to sleep with feminine tactics
Pull at your sheets, rape you, you expected that? FAGGOT... infact
I spit wardbacks, to leave genius's confused and dyslexics intact

[dull boy]

Double-edged-sword? *bored*, I got elephant skin
Taking katanas to the closet you hide your skeletons in
HEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY! 'bout to bulldoze authors
Baby sandwich? I'm famished... eating full grown toddlers

[Copycat]

I'm Eminem, you're Jay-Z, I'll Renegade
I'm crazy, you're feminine, I'm lazy
Love the name! Daisy? Cereal Killer?
Johnny? You're Special, K? Baby!
I love the way, you say things
I'm Nicholson, you're Hopkins
I'm violent, and damn...
I'm trotting through your Cuckoos Nest
More silent than lambs, I'll Copy
More than a mocking..
Your lambs are sheep, counting me
Tryna sleep, through your boring responses

[Cronikk]

You better get off ya seats
Cronikk is back on the streets,
ionly, your name resembles loneliness
fuck you and your religious holyness,
You 1 and only but still aint past me?
Better run quicker than a jewish guy and a nazi.

[Cronikk]

Copycat, by your picture your another fake eminem,
except the way you spit labels you feminime, rushed off high adrenaline, im ahead of him, get your little army, recruit your pussy soldiers, coz i guarantee you when this is over you be older than a tyrannosouras rex, im swingin like the mets, try to bet on this battle, it'l be a straight loser, somethin in common with you, except you wont lose HER, yeah ive just technically said your gay, what the fuck u gonna do, day after day lookin down from the towers, your whole life devours, minutes and minutes hours and hours, i'd dropkick you to rock bottom and bury you flowers.

[dull boy]

I'm spew/siphoning ether, to demonstrate..
I'm Lou Diamond, you're Kiefer... from Renegades
Don't instigate a killers rage, I'm anti-peace
Make young guns flatline when they stand by me

[dull boy]

Power and the money, money and the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Half of them are running, but none of them are looking
What's going on in the kitchen
'cause they don't know what's cooking

been spending most our lives, living in a gangsta's paradise
been spending most our lives, living in a gangsta's paradise

[Copycat]

My hearts a cannonball, sheathed in grenades of corrosive schisms
Everytime it beats, I release beams of explosive rhythms
I'm a sage, I'm a holy prism, etching animals for quarry
With bandits lulling stories/preaching my canticle of glory
You're a sketchy 'boardsmen I'm a metamorphing metaphor
Deadly swordsmen with enhancing morbid scepter chords
Try and question my fuckin' greatness, my message perpetuates inflation
Every letter I scribble, faces, the charge for endangering the nation

[truespitter]

Yo,
I just got on here, and I'm already suspicious,
I'm the only dude in here, yall r just bitchs,
Now, I could sit here and call u evry name in the book,
And get on the radio cuz I got T-Pain on the hook,
But, that does nothing for the game of hippity hop,
In the past couple of years that games gone flippity flop,
And that's cuz of u faggots! Rapping bout drugs and hoes,
I'm a truespitter bitch I'm in the game so I can buy clothes!
Now, we could rap about taking bullets to the chest,
And get a beat from DJ Khaled and shout out "We the fucking best",
Or we could rap about some real shit yo,
Like how I just cashed my paycheck, and bought a fucking ho-ho,
You faggots rap about living the hood life,
But look at Haiti, and you be living the good life,
I'm almost done, but please hold the applause,
And try to stay on my good side like I'm Santa Clause

[Cronikk]

I go from point A to point B in a matter of seconds,
no time to blink its like framed every millisecond,
Cause when i flex styles,
i got you all runnin six miles, built a brick house, and still aint sustained enough to level with me in the chick hit files, cause im smoother than silk robes, my sales are strict gold sayin i flop and that shit you better think tobes.

[Cronikk]

Cronikk, the main man with the scary rage, shootin suckers dead, catchin corpses like old age, your rhymes an outrage, who let you on stage, bribe the DJ?
Ohh please give me this hit i've got a wife and son, nah u wanna spit nursery rhymes tryna impress mum.

[dull boy]

Living in sin...
I'm at Nicholson's crib, on the sofa in panties
... watching Hard Candy w/ Roman Polanski
and a girl who's fourteen... I'll State Farm jingle my way
into a date rape/gang bang w/ the girl from 4-E
Like a good neighbor... I'll barrow your weed eater
When you ask for it, I act bizarre, w/ a meat clever
Like "You don't want that back", wave my hand in your face
Jedi mind tricks, bitch! Yea, my behavior is strange
I'm Shyamalan in an octagon, I'm a Mogwai drenched
I'm that Superbowl/second half onside kick

[Bully Tha Bull]

u're more of a golf ball landing in the sand
that fan ruining plays catching from the stands/
a man, playin tough standing with the tranz
a bitch, rotating dicks yet asking for romance/
a breathing contradiction, cant u understand
i'll scorch ya wind pipe, 10 strikes, match is in my hands/

[Cronikk]

Ayo, i heard you go hard, thats what your boyfriend said.
Your mother must been dumb enough to buy you that new bed.
Ohh yeah, bully i heard you steal lunch money,
from the fat kid i bet you get a bunch of sunny
D, do not step to me, coz i'll push you down the stairs,
flick the switch to trigger epilepsy.

[Bully Tha Bull]

i cant think of a punch for u
well i can but u so wack i don't want to dude/

[Copycat]

Who's archaic now..
The charred changin' clown, charged with armed rape, so bow
I'm farsaken, God shapin', my squad, safe and sound..
...I'm blazin, sharp blades, butter-slicin,..Parkay'in hounds..
Type to smother, teddy-bears...with your Mothe'rs...
gentle care...
I am fuckin' everywhere, with slugs/snails..
some chump-change and a smug snakin' semi-square..
Mass mugger, thieving an es-cape... til' scenes of the meds-came
....People can hes'tate brass-knuckles achieving your neck-shape
...Like a mo'freakin therm'pedic bedcase


Zachary Peloso in the flesh